As the world population and size of Santas belly steadily increase, chimneys are quickly becoming an obsolete method of Christmas gift delivery.
But youre well aware of this as one of Santas many hired look-alikes, and youve got to impress the jolly big man this year if you have any hopes of climbing the Christmas gift distribution ladder.
You must throw precisely. You must spread Christmas joy. You. Are. SANTABOY.